I’m the one in the tight kimono with the loud smile. People follow me — not because they should, but because they can’t help it. I don’t move fast. I move right. And when I raise my hands, things move with me.
Got something to say? Or just wanna stare while pretending to type?
I’m always listening — maybe. Drop a line, shoot your shot, or just spam emojis. Either way, I’ll make it feel like you won.